Jokes
Jokes
PATIENT:DOCTOR DOCTOR I FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF CURTAINS.
DOCTOR: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!!!
Jokes
Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter ‘I’.
Susie: “I is …”
Teacher: “No, no, no, don’t say ‘I is’, you say ‘I am’”.
Susie: “OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Jokes
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little fur ball that barfs on the furniture.
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Yo Momma is so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her credit card number!
