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After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed.

When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: “The Ten Commandments.”


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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.


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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells up to his wife, “Where is the rake?”

She can’t hear him and shouts back, “What?” The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, “What?” The man repeats his gestures, mouthing “EYE KNEE – THE RAKE.”

The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her “What in the heck was that?”

She replies, “EYE – LEFT TIT – BEHIND – THE BUSH”


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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must’ve been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!


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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.


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