Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
1) So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn’t stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.
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Patient: “Doc, Every time I go to bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” Doc: “I will, but it costs 10 thousand” Patient walked out as he is too poor to pay that amount. Months later when patient met doctor on the road, he told him” My bartender cured me for ten rupees” Doc asked, hiding his surprise “Is that so? May I ask exactly how a bartender cured you?” “He told me to cut the legs off my bed!”.
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He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
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“You can’t have your cake and eat it too.”—People who don’t understand what cake is for.
