Jokes

Jokes



I intend to live forever. So far so good.


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What do you call a 1 eyed dinosaur?

Answer: Do-u-think-he-saw-us!


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A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, “You can stay but don’t try to start anything.”


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I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.


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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.


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