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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director: “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.”
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor “a normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No.” said the Director, “a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”
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What’s the most effective birth control device for men.
Their manners.
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies,” He responded.
“Oh, killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, three males, two females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”
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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
