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Learn to appreciate art, I told my girlfriend. She said, “How could I appreciate you, then?”
Learn to appreciate art, I told my girlfriend. She said, “How could I appreciate you, then?”
Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”
Soldier: “Sure, buddy.”
Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again!”
Officer: “Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?”
Soldier: “No, SIR!”
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; It was riveting.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.