What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
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What do you get if you cross a football team with an ice cream?
Answer: Aston Vanilla!!
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked … with beer.
