Jokes
Jokes
Teacher: “Where does your mother come from?”
Little Johnny: “Alaska!”
Teacher: “Don’t worry, I’ll ask her myself!”
Jokes
Girl calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem..
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Girl:” When I type computer password, it just shows star star
star star.. Whatz the hell ??
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Help Desk:” Mam, those stars are to
protect you, so that if a person standing behind u, they can’t read
your password… :p
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Girl:” Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing
behind me.. :p :O
Jokes
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
Jokes
A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body.
