Assistant: “Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?”
Boss: “Certainly not!”
Assistant: “Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding.”
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
“Who are you?” he asked.
“I’m the Devil,” she responded.
“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
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I heard Rex Grossman tried to kill himself after the Super Bowl …
He couldn’t go through with it though. He kept dropping the gun …
