Jokes

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

July 3, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0

Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”

Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.”

Doctor: “The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.”

Patient: “24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?”

Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”

July 3, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0

This shirt is ‘dry-clean only’ — which means it’s dirty.

July 3, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0

Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.

July 3, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

July 2, 2017 by Love Doctor Jokes 0