Funny Messages

Wife Vs Husband



Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!


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Jokes



What do you get if you cross a football team with an ice cream?

Answer: Aston Vanilla!!


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Jokes



Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!


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Jokes



Most women don’t know where to look when they’re eating a banana.


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Jokes



HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked … with beer.


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