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Feeling Tense?
Think me

Feeling sad?
Call me

Feeling lonely?
See me

Feeling Sleeply?
Dream of me

My name is SELF
CONFIDANCE.


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The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!


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Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..

1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you

my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling..


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Learn to appreciate art, I told my girlfriend. She said, “How could I appreciate you, then?”


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Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”

Soldier: “Sure, buddy.”

Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again!”

Officer: “Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?”

Soldier: “No, SIR!”


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