Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
1) So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn’t stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
Funny Messages
Jokes
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.
Wife Vs Husband
A Husband asked God :
Why my wife loves a rose which dies in a day …
But doesn’t love me who dies for her every day…….!!?
God replied :
good one !! POST ON WHATSAPP ..!! )
Jokes
Patient: “Doc, Every time I go to bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” Doc: “I will, but it costs 10 thousand” Patient walked out as he is too poor to pay that amount. Months later when patient met doctor on the road, he told him” My bartender cured me for ten rupees” Doc asked, hiding his surprise “Is that so? May I ask exactly how a bartender cured you?” “He told me to cut the legs off my bed!”.
