Funny Messages

Jokes



Only dead fish go with the flow.


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Jokes



Playboy, speaking to a girl: “I want you to know that I value our relationship very much. In fact, I find you as my most favourite girlfriend.”


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Rajinikanth SMS



Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.


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Jokes



Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.


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Cool SMS



The best cosmetics in life:
TRUTH: for lips
SYMPATHY: for eyes
PRAYER: Voice
CHARITY: for hands
SMILE: for face &
LOVE: for heart.


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