Funny Messages

Boy Vs Girl



Boys have fun

by teasing girls,

Then girls cry

for few minutes

Girls have fun

by loving boys

Then boys cry

4 life time!

Funny but it is fact


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Jokes



What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

Answer: You are too young to smoke!


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Jokes



What card do you bow down too?

Answer: The master card!


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Jokes



Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.


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Jokes



Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”


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