Little Susie comes home from school and tells her mum that the boys were asking her to do cartwheels and said she was very good.
Mum said: “Don’t do them. The boys only want to see your knickers!”
Susie said: “I know which is why I put them in my bag!”
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
Do not store dreams in your eyes,
they may roll down with tears,
store them in ur heart,
each heart beat will inspire u to fulfill them.
A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says ‘You look like a fungi!’
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