The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is.” he replied, “Breakfast.”
Husband: U will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During world war II, I hid a refugee in my attic.”
“Well,” answers the priest, “that’s not a sin.”‘
“But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed.”
“I admit that wasn’t good, but you did it for a good cause.”
“Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question.”
“What is that, my son?”
“Do I have to tell him the war is over?”
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