Funny Messages

Wife Vs Husband



A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud’nt control his curiosity n asked “Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?” She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. SO…

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The shopkeeper smiles and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.


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Jokes



A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman and said “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.”
She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your will power.”


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Jokes



What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.


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Jokes



Don’t steal. The government hates competition.


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Jokes



It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.


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