A Jewish boy asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, “Ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I’d be happy to give you a dollar, here’s a quarter.”
A Jewish boy asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, “Ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I’d be happy to give you a dollar, here’s a quarter.”
If I had a dollar for every lie Mitt Romney tells the American people, I would be in his tax bracket.
Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Best Message Ever . . .
A Man Becomes Valuable
When
A Girl Drops A Tear For
HIM
N
A Girl Is Priceless
When
A Boy Drops A Tear For
HER . . .
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.