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The Fire Brigade were trying to rescue an Irishman from the 10th floor of a burning building.
Fireman shouts: “Jump and we’ll catch you in this blanket!”
Irishman replies: “Fuck off, I don’t trust you, lay it on the floor!”
Funny Messages
Boy Vs Girl
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Usually boys believe in what they see and
girls believe in what they hear,
that is why ….
boys lie and girls wear make up
Rajinikanth SMS
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Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
Jokes
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A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, “Hey barkeep, it’s my birthday today. How ’bout a free drink?”
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, “Sure pal, toilet’s right down the hall.”
