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Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!


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Wife Vs Husband


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A 60 yr old Billionaire came 2 Bar with his Sexy 25 yr old Wife!
Friend: Hw did she Marry u.?
Man: I lied abt my age !
Frnd: U said 45 ?
Man: No ! I said 90.!;)


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Jokes


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I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?


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Jokes


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What’s yellow and makes lots of noise?

Answer: Custard screams!


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Jokes


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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

Answer: A Walkie-talkie!


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