A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, “What’s wrong, son?” The kid tells his dad that he’s upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, “Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he’ll stop.” The kid replies, “Yeah, but he’s so cute!”
Evolution of girls
1980 – Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me
1990 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me
2000 – Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else
2005 – Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone
2013 – Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.
Why don’t men do laundry?
Cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!
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