A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked: “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”
“The tombstone back there said ‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.’”
Little Susie comes home from school and tells her mum that the boys were asking her to do cartwheels and said she was very good.
Mum said: “Don’t do them. The boys only want to see your knickers!”
Susie said: “I know which is why I put them in my bag!”
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