Jokes

Ali G’s sister was having baby twins but when they were born she became ill she woke up one morning and realised she hadn’t named them.
“Doctor I haven’t named my children.”
“Don’t worry your brother named them.”
“what are their names?”
The doctor replied “Denise and Denephew”.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

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A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. “Your money or your life!” says the mugger.

“I’m sorry,” the social worker answers, “I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life.”

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