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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
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A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman and said “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.”
She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your will power.”
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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
