Jokes

Jokes



Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


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You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am.


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Sarah and Simon were arguing over the breakfast table.
“You’re so stupid,” said Simon.
“That’s enough” said their dad, “Simon, say sorry to Sarah.
Simon replied “I’m sorry you’re so stupid!”.


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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Answer: No eye deer!


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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.


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