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How does a blonde kill a fish?

She drowns it …


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I used to do drugs — I still do, but I used to, too.


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Absolute zero is cool.


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Tammy bought a new book recently entitled “What Twenty Million American Women Want.”

Seeing the title, Doug grabbed the book out of her hand and started thumbing through the pages.

Astonished and not just a little bit irritated, Tammy stared up at him and said, “What in the world are you doing?”

Doug replies, “I just want to see if they’ve got my name spelled right.”


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Why don’t men eat between meals.

There *IS* no “between” meals.


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