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Jokes



There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” Herman says, ”I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!”


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Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.


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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


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I don’t find it hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.


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Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind : To care for u; Heart: To love you; and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.


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