A man was telling his friends, “When my wife is infuriated,
she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs
and nobody dares answer her.”
One of his friends asked.”And when you are angry, what do you do?”
The man replied, “I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of
the house and none of them dares to answer back.”
He said – Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said – That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
“You looked troubled,” I told my friend,
“what’s your problem?” He replied,
“I’m going to be a father.”
“But that’s wonderful,” I said.
“What’s wonderful? My wife doesn’t know about it yet.
Q: What’s the best way to force your husband to do sit ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
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