Q: How is your husband like a used car?
A: Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!
Wife Vs Husband
Wife Vs Husband
Wife: I Love You
Husband: I Love you too.
Wife: Prove it. Scream it to the world.
Husband: *Whispers in ear* I Love You.
Wife: Why’d you whisper it to me?
Husband: Because you are my world.
Wife Vs Husband
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don’t you do that? Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.
Wife Vs Husband
A 60 yr old Billionaire came 2 Bar with his Sexy 25 yr old Wife!
Friend: Hw did she Marry u.?
Man: I lied abt my age !
Frnd: U said 45 ?
Man: No ! I said 90.!;)
