Q: What does it mean when your husband is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Wife Vs Husband
Wife Vs Husband
Q: What makes your husband think about a dinner by candlelight?
A: A power failure.
Wife Vs Husband
Wife: Can u explain how this lipstick got on your collar?
Husband: No I can’t. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Wife Vs Husband
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late,
no matter how she tried to stop him. “Take my advice,“ said the neighbour,”
and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning,
and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jim?” And that cured him.
“Cured him !” asked the woman, “but how?”
The neighbour said, “You see, his name is Bill.”
Wife Vs Husband
Husband: Your a abcdefghijk wife!
Wife: Oh why?
Husband: You are adorable, beautiful, cute, dim[in a nice way], elegent, funny, great, happy wife.
Wife: Oh well what does ijk stand for?
Husband: I’m just kidding.
