Q: How do husbands define a “50/50″ relationship?
A: We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Wife Vs Husband
Wife Vs Husband
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Wife Vs Husband
Wife : Babe , What´s Your Fav Position?
Husband : When I got down on one knee and made you my wife.
Wife Vs Husband
Husband: Hey babe, you smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Me neither, start cooking.
Wife Vs Husband
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our
coffee.”
The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says…….. .. “HEBREWS”.
