A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late,
no matter how she tried to stop him. “Take my advice,“ said the neighbour,”
and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning,
and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jim?” And that cured him.
“Cured him !” asked the woman, “but how?”
The neighbour said, “You see, his name is Bill.”