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I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.

She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.


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Boy Vs Girl



SCREENSAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.


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Jokes



Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel.


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Funny SMS



Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: “Use the fork, Luke.”


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Jokes



Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.


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