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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Funny Messages
Jokes
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Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.
A little while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!”
Jokes
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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Jokes
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The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
2. The medical researchers don’t become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.
3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that even rats won’t do.
Cool SMS
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The best relation works out when:
U fight like a married couple,
U talk like best frnds.
U flirt like first lovers
& protect each other like tom & jerry.
