Messages

I Love You Messages



The more I love you the more I am obsessed
The lesser I see you the more I am depressed
I love being in love with you!


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Jokes



They call it “pms” because “mad cow disease” was already taken.


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Good Night SMS



I’m sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to comfort you all night
& a prayer to protect until morning. GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!


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Flirt Quotes



New style of proposing a girl

“Can I borrow a coin?”
“I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams”


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Jokes



When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.


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