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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself “This changes everything.”


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Jokes



Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.


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Tongue Twisters



Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?


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Cool SMS



Do not count what u have lost..
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things…


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Jokes



What not to say to the nice policeman:

I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.


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