Messages

Boss Birthday Wishes



As a boss you have looked after us every step of the way. In return, we wish you success, health and happiness on your birthday. Have an amazing Birthday!


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Jokes



During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director: “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.”

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor “a normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the Director, “a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”


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Good Luck Messages



Good luck is a lazy man’s estimate of a worker’s success.
Keep working B lucky!


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Good Night SMS



O Moon Go Slowly .
O Beautiful Birds Dont Make Noise .
O My Heart Beat Silently .
Because My Friend Is Going To Sleep .
Good Night.


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Love Birthday Messages



Who cares if you didn’t cut a cake? Who cares if you didn’t blow candles? Who cares if you didn’t open boxed presents? All I care about is that on your Birthday today, we were together in each other’s arms. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!


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