Messages

Cool SMS



Do not store dreams in your eyes,
they may roll down with tears,
store them in ur heart,
each heart beat will inspire u to fulfill them.


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Jokes



A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says ‘You look like a fungi!’


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Jokes



If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


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Birthday SMS



Before the clock strikes twelve
let me take the opportunity to let
u know that u have grown a year more…
Happy birthday…


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Brain Teaser SMS



A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?

Answer: The man is too small to reach the button for the tenth floor.


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