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Little Susie comes home from school and tells her mum that the boys were asking her to do cartwheels and said she was very good.
Mum said: “Don’t do them. The boys only want to see your knickers!”
Susie said: “I know which is why I put them in my bag!”
Brain Teaser SMS
Each day a lady gets the lift from the 12th floor to the ground level so she can go to work. When she comes home however she only goes up the lift to level 8. Why is this and it is not to keep fit?
Answer: Because she is a midget and can only reach the buttons up the level 8!
Wife Vs Husband
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
