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Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
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If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”.
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A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The conductor. Business before pleasure.
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Why do men want their brides to wear white?
Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!
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Serious Conversation with Funny Answers:
1. Principal:” Are You Chewing Gum.. ???
Student:” No, I’m Human Being..
2. Wife:” We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight..
Husband:” But Darling, I’m Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??
3. Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor.. ??
No, You’ll Have To Walk As Well..!!!
4. Girl:” I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy:” Thank God, But Does The New One Works…:p :O
