Wife Vs Husband



Dear Wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for
good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore
a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.

You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t want sex anymore or anything. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me. Whichever is the case,,,,I’m gone.

Signed,
Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!


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