Jokes



A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. “Is it true that you called him a liar?

“Yes, I did.”

“Did you call him stupid?”

“Yes.”

“And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac asshole?”

“No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?”


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