A man walks into a bar and asks for the strongest drink they have.
the bartender says to the man ‘bad day, huh?’
the man replies, ‘yeah, i just found out my oldest son is gay’
the next day the man walks into the bar again and asks for a double of what he had the last time the bartender goes ‘bad day again mate?’
the man replies ‘yep, just found out my youngest son is gay’
a week after this the man walks into the bar again and asks for triple of his last drink the bartender is shocked and asks ‘doesn’t anyone in your family like chicks?’
‘YEAH’ says the man, ‘MY WIFE!’