There was a man who bought a hamster into the vets.
He said to the vet “he won’t move.”
The vet replied “he’s dead!.”
The man said, “No, I don’t believe you”
So the vet brought a Labrador dog in but he shook his head.
The man still didn’t believe the vet, so he brought a cat in. The cat shook his head
“See I told you” said the vet .”Well that’s £1,250″
The man said “£1,250!”
The vet said “Yes, you had a lab report and a cat scan.”