There were 3 pieces of string in a bar. The 1st piece of string went up to the barman and asked “can I have a pint of beer?” and the barman said “NO! We don’t serve pieces of string at this bar.” So the 2nd piece of string went up to the barman and asked “can I have a pint of beer?” and the barman said “NO!! we don’t serve pieces of string in this bar.”so the 3rd piece of string went into the toilet,tied himself in a knot,frayed his hair down and went back out. He went up to the barman and asked “can i have a pint of beer?” and the barman asked “are you a piece of string?” and the 3rd piece of string said “no mate I’m afraid not!”
