HomeMessagesFunny MessagesJokesJokesJokes Jokes No Comments Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures. READ MORE: Jokes Share You Comments & Feedback Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.