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A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas …

“I don’t like it” she says, “I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds.”

So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says “stand on that you fat fucker!”


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April 22, 2017 by Jokes 0

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