A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas …
“I don’t like it” she says, “I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds.”
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says “stand on that you fat fucker!”
A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas …
“I don’t like it” she says, “I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds.”
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says “stand on that you fat fucker!”