Special Messages
Question & Answer SMS
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Ascii Messages
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Night
There was a traffic jam
So,
came by Helicopter today…”
Question & Answer SMS
Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn’t a nickel.
