Special Messages

Question & Answer SMS



Q: Why is it difficult to find a husband who is sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.


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Question & Answer SMS



How do you call a member of the financial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.


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Question & Answer SMS



Q: What is loud and obnoxious?
A: Your wife.


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One Liner Quotes



“Always” and “never” are two words you should always remember never to use!


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Question & Answer SMS



Q: What do you call a wife that has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.


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